Fun Clean Jokes

Why did the ant watch the news every night?
He wanted to stay curr-ant.

My sister sauntered into work, dressed to kill in her best black pantsuit. She says:

So, I am walking around work and here some of the guys start laughing-don’t think much of it…

I go to sit down and brush my hand on the back of my pants…and sticking out of my rear pocket is one of my son’s plastic snakes.

What is the most embarrassing thing your child has done to you?

Q. Where does a T-Rex shop for groceries?
A. At the Dino-Store.